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The Smile ON THE Face oftheTigep
HARVARD COLLEGE LIBRARY
THE BEQUEST OF
EVERT JANSEN WENDELL
(CLASS OF 1882) OF NEW YORK
1918
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THE SMILE ON THE FACE OF THE TIGER
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There was a young lady of Niger^ Who smiled as she rode on a tiger ;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside, And the smile on the face of the tiger«
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There was a young man of St. Kitts^ Who was very much troubled with fits; The eclipse of the moon Threw him into a swoon ; When he tumbled and broke into bits*
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There was an old man of Tobago^ Who lived on rice, gruel, and sago ; Till much to his bliss His physician said this — ^^To a leg, sir, of mutton you may go/^
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There was a young fellow named Paul, Who went to a fancy dress ball ; They say, just for fun He dressed up like a bun, And was ** et ** by a dog in the halL
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There once was a Polo cafled ^* Marct'* Who sailed up to Peru in the dark ;
It caused him to shudder
And cling to the rudder When he heard the ^^ Peruvian bark/'
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There once was a lady from Guam^
Who said^ ** Now the sea is so calm
I will swim^ for a lark; **
But she met with a shark*
Let us now sing the ninetieth psalm«
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Yd rather have fingers than toes, Fd rather have ears than a nose, And as for my hair, Fm glad it's all there, FII be awfully sad when it goes.
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A lovelorn young student most frantic Screamed out in his best Esperantic^
^^ Gij woh elj maj f uj
Y con sluj mi vol tuj r' Now isn^t that simply romantic ?
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There was an old man who said, ^^How Shall I flee from this horrible cow ?
I will sit on this stile
And continue to smile. Which may soften the heart of that cow/'
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There was an old man who said, ** Do Tell me how Fm to add two and two ?
Fm not very sure
That it doesn't make four — But I fear that is almost too few/'
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There was a young woman named Sue, Who wanted to catch the 2*02;
Said the trainman, ^' Don't hurry
Or flurry or worry ; It's a minute or two to IS^l!^
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There was a young fellow named Tait, Who dined with his girl at 8.08 ; But rd hate to relate What that fellow named Tait And his tete-a-t^te ate at 8.08 1
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There was a young fellow named Hall, Who fell In the spring in the fall ;
HTwouId have been a sad thing
If he^d died in the springs But he didn% — he died in the fall*
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There was a young lady of Truro, Who wished a mahogany bureau. But they said to her, '' God On the length of Cape Gxl Gxildn^t raise a mahogany bureau I ^^
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A fellow named Teddy Mageet
Rolling homeward one night froni a spree, Met the parson, who said, ^^Ah! drunk again, Ted r'
^^ Sho^m /, parson,'' gurgled Magee«
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There was a young man from the city, Who met what he thought was a kitty;
He gave it a pat^
And said/' Nice little cat r^ And they buried his clothes out of pity«
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There was an old maiden from Fife^ Who had never been kissed in her life;
Along came a cat ;
And she said, ^^ITI kiss that!^^ But the cat answered, ^^ Not on your life ! ^'
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There was a young lady of Qete, Who was so exceedingly neat. When she got out of bed She stood on her head, To make sure of not soiling her feet«
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There was an old maid of Shanghai^ Who was so exceedingly shy, When undressing at night. She turned out the light, For fear of the All Seeing Eye*
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There once was a Master of Arts, Who was nuts upon cranberry tarts;
When he'd eaten his fifl,
He was awfully ill ; But he still was a Master of Arts«
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A G)IoneIt who used to assert That naught his digestion could hurt, Was forced to admit That his weak point was hit When they gave him hot shot for dessert*
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I wish that my room had a floor ;
I don^t so much care for a door; But this crawling around Without touching the ground
Is getting to be quite a bore«
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There was an old man of Tarentum, Who chewed on his teeth till he bent ^em,
When he saw they were bent
Said, ^* I don^t care a cent, You know I don^t oyn ^em, I rent ^em/^
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There was a young man from Ostend, Who vowed heM hold out to the end;
But when haK way over
From Gdais to Dover, He did what he didn't intend
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There was a young girl named O^Neill^ Who went up in the great Ferris Wheel ;
But when half way around
She looked at the ground^ And it cost her an eighty-cent meal*
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XXVI
A sleeper from the Amazon Put nighties of his gra^mazon ■
The reason, that
He was too fat To get his own pajamazon*
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There was a man in Henderson, Who had a tall and slenderson,
A human rail,
Who used a nail, To fasten his suspenderson*
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There was a man in Atchison, Whose trousers had rough patchison ;
He found them great,
HeM often state, To scratch his parlor matchison*
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A silly young f cUow named Hyde, In a f tuieral procession was spied ;
When asked/' Who is dead ?''
He giggled and said, '^ I don^t know; I just came for the ride/^
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There was an old man in a hearse^ Who murmured, ** This might have been worse;
Of course the expense
Is simply immense, But it doesn^t come out of my purse/'
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There was a young man of Fort Blainey, Who proposed to a typist named Janey : When his friends said, '' OK dear 1 She^s so old and so queer 1 ^^ He replied, ** But the day was so rainy I ^^
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There was a young man from the West, Who loved a young lady with zest ; So hard did he press her To make her say, *^ Yes, sir/^ That he broke three cigars in his vest*
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There was a young sailor of Lyd, Who loved a fair Japanese kid ; When it came to good-bye, They were eager but shy, So they put up a sunshade and — did*
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There once was a maiden of Siam^ Who said to her lover, young Kiam,
^^ If you kiss me, of course
You will have to use force, But God knows you^re stronger than I am/^
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There once was an old man of Lyme^ Who married three wives at a time : When asked, '' Why a third ?'' He replied, *^ One^s absurd 1 And bigamy, sir, is a crime/^
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There once was an old kangaroo^ Who painted his children sky-blue; When his wife said^ ^* My dear, Don^t you think they look queer ? ^^ He replied, ''I don't know but they do J'
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There once was a maid of Japan^ Who married a Hottentot man; The maid she was yellow, Black as coal was the fellow, And their children were all black and tan*
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There was a young man of Dunbar, Who playfully poisoned his Ma ; When he'd finished his work, He remarked with a smirk, ^^ This will cause quite a family jar/^
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There was an old lady of Brooking, Who had a great' genius for cooking;
She could bake sixty pies
All of quite the same size, And tell which was which without looking.
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A joiner of intellect crude
Said, ^^ Why not use sawdust for food?
It^s cheap by the ton,
And it nourishes one, And that^s.the chief object of food/'
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There once was a girl of New York, Whose body was lighter than cork; She had to be fed For six weeks upon lead, Before she went out for a walk*
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For beauty I am not a star,
There are others more handsome by far ;
But my face; — I don^t mind it,
For I am behind it ; It^s the people in front that I jar*
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A father once said to his son^ ^^ The next time you make up a pun, Go out in the yard And kick yourself hard, And I will begin when youVe done/'
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There was an old woman of Tweedle, Who sat down in church on a needle;
Though deeply imbedded,
'Twas luckily threaded, And extracted at once by the beadle.
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There was a fat canon of Durham, Who trod on a cloister-bred wurrum ;
Said he to the beadle,
^^ Prepare the cathedrl, And let us proceed to inter *m/^
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There was a young lady whose dream Was to feed a black cat on whipped cream; But the first cat she found Spilled the cream on the ground^ And she fed a whipped cat on black cream*
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There was an old feflow named Green, Who grew so abnormally lean, And flat, and compressed, That his back touched his chest. And sideways he couIdn^t be seen«
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There was a young lady of Lynn, Who was so excessively thin,
That when she essayed
To drink lemonade She slipped through the straw and fell in*
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There was an old man from Antigua, Whose wife said, ** My dear, what a pig you ^ areP'
He replied, ^^ O my queen.
Is it manners you mean. Or do you refer to my f ig-u-a ? ''
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There was a young lady named Perkins, Who had a great fondness for gherkins ;
She went to a tea
And ate twenty-three. Which pickled her internal workin's^
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There was a young lady named Maud, A very deceptive young fraud ;
She never was able
To eat at the table, But out in the pantry. — O Lord I
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There was a young maid who said, ^^ Why Gm't I look in my ear with my eye ?
If I put my mind to it
Fm sure I can do it : You never can tell till you try/'
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Erat Romanorum dictator Qui hated his; ttxoris mater ;
Cum leo her edit,
A hofler he dedit, Et dixit, '' Vale, ma, until later/'
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There was a young lady from Boston, A two-homed dilemma was tossed on.
As to which was the best,
To be rich in the West Or poor and peculiar in Boston*
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There once was a lonesome^ lorn spinster^ And luck had for years been against her ; When a man came to burgle She shrieked^ with a gurgle^ ''Stop thief, while I call in a min'sterl^'
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There was an old maid named McDowd, Who got squeezed in a terrible crowd ; The thing that most vexed her Was that there stood next her A man who said ** Damn ** right out loud*
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A mathematical maiden named Chaucer Cried '^Ofier^ and 'Tor shame P' and ^'O law, Sir I '^
** Dividers have limbs
Like indelicate hims, So circles I draw with a saucer/^
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There was a young lady named Hannah^ Who slipped on a peel of banana*
More stars she espied
As she lay on her side Than are found in the Star Spangled Banner*
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A gentleman sprang to assist her ;
He picked up her glove and her wrister ;
** Did you f aU, Ma*am ? ** he cried ;
** Do you think/' she replied, ** I sat down for the fun of it, Mister ? **
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There once was a doughty young fly, Who said, ''I wiU do it or die; ''
So she took off her stocking,
A spectacle shocking, And waded right into a pie*
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There was a young woman from Wilts Who went up to Scotland on stilts*
When they said, ** Oh, how shocking To show so much stocking I ** She answered, ** Well, how about kilts ? '^
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There was a young lady of Lynn, Who believed in original sin* SheM try to be good As hard as she could, — And then she^d go at it ag^in*
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Lxn
Augustus Fitzgibbons Moran Fell in love with Maria McCann* With a yell and a whoop He cleared the front stoop Just ahead of her papa^s brogan*
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Said a bad little youngster named Beauchamp^ ** Those jelly tarts, how shall I reauchamp?
To my parents Fd go.
But they always say no. No matter how much I beseauchamp/^
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A bright little maid in St« Thomas Discovered a stiit of pajhomas*
Said the maiden, '' Well, well I
What they are I can't tell. But Fm sure that these garments St« Mhoma's/'
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An amorous M* A« Says that cupid^ the C D*, Doesn^t cast for his health But is rolling in wealth — He's the John Jaco-B* H-
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LXVI
A sore-hipped hippopotamus^ much flustered^ Objected to a poultice made of custard*
Said he, ^^This cussed flip
Seems to irritate my hip/^ So they put upon his hip a pot o' mustard
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The Sultan got sore on his harem And invented a scheme for to scare 'em; He cai^ht him a mouse Which he looSed in the house; (The confusion is called harem-scarem)«
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A tutor who tooted the flute,
Tried to teach two young tooters to toot ;
Said the two to the tutor,
** Is it harder to toot or To tutor two tooters to toot ? ''
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A canner, exceedingly canny.
One morning remarked to his granny,
*^ A canner can can
Anything that he can. But a canner can't can a can, can he ? '^
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Said a miser who sordidly mised, ^^ My gold I have always despised ; I have stinged till Fm stingy^ And dinged till Fm dingy. But it's reafly the practice Fve prized*'^
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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, sa^hat could they do? Said the fly, '' Let us flee/' Said the flea, '* Let us fly/'
So they flew through a flaw in the flue*
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A certain young fellow named Beebee Wished to wed with a lady named Phoebe*
'' But/' said he, '' I must see
What the clerical fee Be before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee/'
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There was a great swell in Japan, Whose name on a Tuesday began ; It lasted through Sunday Till twilight on Monday, And sounded like stones in a can«
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LXXIV
My grandma^ Rose Angela Hemans, Is disposed to delirium tremens*
She contracted the habit
Of eating Welsh Rarebit At midnight^ and then sheM see demons*
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LXXV
There was a young person named Ned, Who dined^ before going to bed.
On lobster and ham
And salad and jam, And when he awoke he was dead«
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LXXVI
There once were some learned M.D/s, Who captured some germs of disease^
And infected a train
Which, without causing pain, Allowed one to catch it with ease*
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There once was a pious young priest, Who lived almost wholly on yeast ;
''For/' he said/Mt is plain
We must all rise again, And I want to get started, at least/*
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There was a young lady named Ruth, Who had a great passion for truths
She said she would die
Before she would lie, And she died in the prime of her youth«
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There was an old man in a tree^ Who was horribly bored by a bee; When they said, ''Does it hixzzV' He replied, '^ Yes, it does, It's a regfular brute of a bee/'
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There was an old man of St Bees, Who was stung in the arm by a wasp;
When they asked, ''Does it hurt ?''
He replied, ** No, it doesn't. But I thought all the time 'twas a hornet 1 ''
( W. S. Gilberts parody of No, LXXIX.)
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There was a young man from CormW, Who said, ^^Fm aware of a smell,
But whether it's drains
Or human remains Fm really unable to tell/'
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A man to whom illness was chronict When told that he needed a tonic.
Said, **0 Doctor dear.
Won't you please make it beer ? ** *' No, no,'' said the Doc., " that's Teutonic."
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To his wife said a person named Brown^ ** My dear, there's a caller from town/'
'' Wait/' she cried in distress,
^'TiU I slip on a dress/' But she slipped on the stairs and came down.
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There was an old man of Kamschatkat Who possessed a remarkably fat cur;
His gait and his waddle
Were held as a model To all the fat dogs in Kamschatka.
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*^ Gassez-vous^ casscz-vous, casscz-vous, O mcr, sur vos frdds gris caifloux*''
Ainsi traduisit Laure
Au profit d^Isadorc, (Bon jeune homme, et son futur ^poux)«
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Un marin naufrag^ (de Doncastrc) Pour pricrc, au milieu du d^sastrc,
Rep^tait a genoux
Ccs mots simples et doux : — '' Scintilicz, scintilicz, petit astrc I ''
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A young person of Tomahawk Bluff Gtrried pistols to make him look tough«
When they asked, ^*Do you chew?''
HerepKed/'Yes,Ido, Fm a wegular wetch of a wough/'
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There was a young lady of Skye, With a shape like a capital I;
She said, ''It's too bad I
But then, I can pad/' Which shows you that figures can lie*
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There was a yoting lady from Joppa, Whose friends all decided to drop her« She went to Ostend On a trip with a friend — And the rest of the story^s improper*
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There was a young woman named Florence, Who for kissing professed great abhorrence ; But when she^d been kissed And found what sheM missed. She cried till the tears came in torrents*
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There was a young lady named Nell, Who considered herself quite a belle ; She sat on the sand And held her own hand, And never discovered the sell*
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There was a young person cafled Kate^ Who sat on the stairs very Iate«
When asked how she fared,
She said she was scared. But was otherwise doing first-rate*
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There was an old man with a beards Who said, **It is just as I feared I —
Two owls and a hen.
Four larks and a wren, Have all built their nests in my beard/^
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Said a great congregational preacher To a hen^ ** You^re a beautiful creature/^
And the hen^ just for that^
Laid an tgg in his hat^ And thus did the Hen reward Beecher«
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There was a young curate of Worcester, Who could have a command if he^d choose ter,
But he said each recruit
Must be blacker than soot, Or else he'd go preach where he used ten
( Written of Thomas Went-morth Higginton.)
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A genius who once did aspire To invent an aerial flyer,
When asked, '' Does it goV*
Replied, ''I don't know; Fm awaiting some damphule to try 'er/'
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There once was a man from Nantucket^ Who kept all his cash in a bucket^
But his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man^ And alas for the bucket^ Nan-tuck-et I
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But he followed the pair to Pawtuckct, The man and the girl with the bucket, And he said to the man^ He was welcome to Nan; And as for the bucket, Paw-tuck-et I
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Said the old man of Abinger-Hammer^ Who was blessed with a wife and a stammer
** The plagfue of my life
Is my w-w-w-wif e, D-<W-d-d^^-d-dammer I ''
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There was a young lady of G>rk, Whose Pa made a fortune in pork ; He bought for his daughter A tutor who taught her To balance green peas on her fork^
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There was a young man so benighted, ' He never knew when he was slighted;
He would go to a party,
And eat just as hearty, As if heM been really invited*
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There was a young person cafled Smarty^ Who sent out his cards for a party; So exclusive and few Were the friends that he knew That no one was present but Smarty*
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There were three young women of Birming-
ham^ And I know a sad story concerning ^em;
They stuck needles and pins
In the Right Reverend shins Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em*
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There was a young man from Quebec^ Who was buried in snow to his neck ;
When asked, '* Are you friz ? ^*
He replied/' Yes, lis — But this is not cold for Quebec/^
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There was an old man of Madrid, Who was hit with a brick by a kid; Said the man, ** Oh, what joy- To wallup that boy I Be darned if Idon't ; '' and he did*
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There was a young lady named Tucker, Who rushed at her mother and struck her ; Her mother said, ''Damn, Don't you know who I am ? You act like a regular mucker/*
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A scrupulous priest of Kildare^ Used to pay a rude peasant to swear,
Who would paint the air blue.
For an hour or two, While his reverence wrestled in prayen
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There was a young lady named Banker^ Who slept while the ship lay at anchor ; She awoke in dismay When she heard the mate say : ** Now hoist up the top sheets and spanker/^
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There once was a lady so fair
That no one could see she was there :
It may not seem decent
To be so translucent, But we pardon all things to the fair.
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There was an old monk of Siberia,
Whose existence grew drearier and drearier ;
He burst from his cell
With a hell of a yell, And eloped with the Mother Superior*
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Thcrc^s a lady in Kalamazoo^ Who bites all her oysters in two : She has a misgivings Should any be living, They'd raise such a hullabaloo*
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There once was a sculptor named Phidias^ Whose statues by some were thought hideous :
He made Aphrodite^
Without any nightie^ Which shocked all the ultra fastidious*
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There was a young lady named Enos^ Who went to a ball dressed as Venus»
The guests said^ ^^It^s rude.
To come in the nude '' — And they brought her a leaf from the green'us«
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Said the Reverend Jabez McCotten, '' The waltz of the devil's begotten*'' Said young Jones to Miss Sly ^^ Never mind that old guy : To the pure almost everything's rotten/'
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II 7 avait une demoiselle de Nigre^ Qui souriait en se promenant k tigre ; De la course en rentrant VoiDl la dame en dedans^ Et le sourire k la g:ueule du tigre«
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Gelett burgess Vll, XXII
CHICAGO TRIBUNE . . XXVII
F. G. CHRISTGAU LXIV
GEORGE DU MAURIER . . . . . LXXXV, LXXXVI
W. S. GILBERT LXXX
HARVARD LAMPOON ....... VIII, LIII, LXV
Oliver herford LXXVI
DAVID Starr Jordan XL VI, CVIII
RUDYARD KIPLING CIII
THE LARK LXX
EDWARD LEAR .... IX, LXXIX, LXXXIV, XCIII
LIFE XV, XXI, LXII, LXXXVII
LIPPINCOTT'S XXVIII
COSMO MONKHOUSE XX, XXXV, XLI
MOTHER GOOSE II, 111
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ALPHONSO Ross XCIV
ST. Nicholas xcii
RICHARD BURTON XLII
MRS. SIVRET XCV
THE TECH XXV
CAROLYN WELLS ... XI, XII, LXlll, LXVllI, LXIX
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